Filed under: movies | Tags: autopilot, cymbalism, Hello Dolly, Stanley Kubrik, symbolism, Wall-e
Filed under: Tragedy, movies | Tags: ASPCA, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Disney, PETA, Puppy Mills, Wall-e
Disney emptied out a puppy mill.
Seriously, how did they get so many people to be in this movie? Drew Barrymore, Jamie Lee Curtis, Salma Hayek, etc etc. Maybe they all knew the preview would be on the same screen as Wall-e but underestimated the shudder-inducing power of the preview.
Filed under: Prattstitutes, Promotion | Tags: Gray Hurlburt, spin magazine, the toadies
Filed under: Batavia, Food and Drink, Holidaze, Promotion | Tags: Julie Molloy, New Years, She & Him, Terminal 5
Julie Molloy, ladies and Gentlemen
will be brought to you, the fair five boroughs of New York City, by the end of July.
Filed under: Arts and Farts and Crafts, Promotion | Tags: lights, Niagara falls, Olafur Eliasson
If Olafur Eliasson’s name doesn’t sound made up, then these are natural waterfalls
which I’m going to see tonight. It’ll be like the American side-view of Niagara falls, but maybe with some classier lights shining on them.
Filed under: Embarrassment, Prattstitutes, Promotion | Tags: ass-kissing, brizzle, Emo, fizzle, Gizzoogle, imported teas, literati, Margot Tenenbaum, sizzle, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday
I rediscovered “Gizoogle” and tried to c/p the post I wrote about Keith Gessen. Not all of it showed up, but It’s still pretty great.
I think I need a haircut that will make me look more sad.
Filed under: Uncategorized
Chillin’ Pride n New York City
Filed playa: Uncategorized
The top three thugz on tha Internet that I am aware of being on tha receiv’n end of “shit talking” are:
1. Keith Gessen
2. Emily Gould
3. Tao Lin
The top two positions is arguable, but I’ve been think’n `bout Keith Gessen a lot lately fo yo bitch ass. I jizzust groaned over blunt-rollin’ “I’ve been think’n `bout Keith Gessen a lot lately.” I have ta be honest, I’ve neva read n+1 n I Don’t pizzy on read’n All The Sad Young Literary Men keep’n it real yo. I’ve read his blog. The blizzog annoys me cuz its a pimp thang.
The reason why reminds me of a shawty hizzy schoo` anecdote. A gizzle showed up ta schoo` dressed as Christina Aguilera (seriously, her hair looked just like that) fo` Halloween fo gettin yo pimp on. Whizzen otha bitchez started messin’ fun of her wig n makeup in class, she looked ta authority fo` help . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. The gangsta called her out n said “No one told you ta dress up fo` Halloween n’ shit. How am I supposed ta defend you?” Keith Gessen Isn’t saggin’ up in drag, n I Can’t say anyth’n `bout his actual writ’n, but tha mackin’ P-to-tha-izzart `bout him is who teazes him nhis backlash .
I doubt I’m alone out here . Im crazy, you can’t phase me. I know there mizzust be drug deala who read Bitch click on tha posts `bout hizzle tizzy thizzay “why this guy? Why did someone git a cat fo` this guy?” Hatin’ his blog, it seems that EVERYONE inherently hates him thats off tha hook yo. He goes so far as ta takes up potentially insult’n domain names on tumblr afta someone makes up one called “takebacktheintizzles whizzay was not a “fan account.” I’d say, not only defensizzles but paranoid . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Based on tha blogposts, it doesn’t seem like he’s “defeated” quite yet paper’d up. Whateva defeated means on tha Internet since there wizzy always be Wanna Be Gangsta or sum-m sum-m like it.
“No Press Is Bad Press,” I suppose.
In Septemba of last year, I sort of idolized Emily Gould. She was liv’n in New York, writ’n, n had an active carea as an editor at Poser. I flip flopped between Gawka n Jezebel daily, n wizzy mizzy me admire Gould was her intelligence n her coin’n of tha label “Scary-Sadshaws” fo` Julia Allisons n real-live Sex And The City bitchez in New York. While I was bustin’ fo` Jezebel, I had ta go ta tha Brotha heezeequarters, n I briefly met her
Filed under: Prattstitutes, Tragedy | Tags: dog walking, Fort Greene Park, grants, internships, Pratt, scholarships
I’m in the middle of writing an letter of appeal for my financial aid offer to the head of the office. As usual when it comes to money and Pratt, I got really emotional and had to take a break.
Filed under: Ha-Ha's, Prattstitutes | Tags: Brooklyn, Dead birds, Pratt Library
A lot of really weird shit happens in the library because it’s in the middle of Brooklyn and some of the students are even a little crazy. But what happened literally five minutes ago puts the icing on the cake for strange shit.
This guy in a hooded sweatshirt comes up to the circulation desk and tells me, “It’s too hot upstairs,” which is weird because it’s usually too cold upstairs. I start to give him the spiel that he can talk to people in the basement about the temperature, but he’s already pulling something out of his pocket. “I’ve been trying to keep this baby bird alive, but it just died up there,” and by the time he finishes that sentence, he’s pulled out this thing that looks like it could be a wallet but turns out to be a leaf that’s wrapped around something. He pulls the side of the leaf away so I can see a bird and a head. A dead bird. I started saying “Uhhh… excuse me… ” And he put it back in his pocket, turned around, and headed for the door. I hope I’m at least on a candid camera show.
The top three people on the Internet that I am aware of being on the receiving end of “shit talking” are:
1. Keith Gessen
2. Emily Gould
3. Tao Lin
