I woke up in a closet.

I’m officially a fan of Kate Beaton:

Since the comics were cut-off when I was trying to post them directly in the body of this post, I’m being a douche and posting them as links. Sad news.

Jacques Cartier

You are too fat to be king.

You don’t have to do this.

There are a ton more awesome comics on the site. Just like every other day of the week, it’s a slow day at work, so I’m going through every one. The impending “ah-heh-heh” for the ending of each comic makes me feel like the 15 seconds it takes me to read them occupies an entire minute.

*Update: The Nonsense category is the BEST.*