I woke up in a closet.


When I was little, I spelled Turkey with an ou.
January 31, 2009, 9:18 pm
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_____ on a Roomba.
January 31, 2009, 1:27 am
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
January 29, 2009, 3:54 am
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Guaranteed, listening to this for 15 seconds will make you search for your iPod so you can listen to the original.



I’ll read poetry to the stars.
January 25, 2009, 6:12 pm
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I saw M83 at Irving Plaza last night.  I don’t usually buy tickets to see a band unless I’m really in love with the band and I buy them months ahead of time (Daft Punk).  Earlier in the day, Scott interviewed Anthony from the band for work.  He got two free tickets to the show, so I went along.  It turns out going to concerts when you didn’t expect to is an even better experience than otherwise.  I’d mostly forgotten about how much of a pain in the ass it is to stand in a crowded venue so close to other people’s conversations that I inevitably eves drop upon until the show starts.  Anyway.  We stood up in the balcony and my only problem was a short girl that stood behind me the whole time.  Near the end of the show, she started to feel like a tumor.

Anyway, if I were in a particularly nostalgic mood or if my memories from high school were flashing before my eyes, I’d like M83 to soundtrack the event.  It’s too bad there weren’t enough synthesizers (listen to wave 2) to accompany my teenaged emotions in Batavia.  With that, my favorite M83 song in all of it’s John Hughes-movie style glory.



It’s me or the dog
January 24, 2009, 6:57 pm
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121btci

Reblogging from Michael K’s Dlisted.  Yes, Stains, I’ve felt the same way as you before.  I can’t imagine I’m good at hiding it either.



Mr. Lebowski
January 20, 2009, 5:40 pm
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Is that you?

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Hey, how was your break?
January 20, 2009, 2:30 am
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A phrase I will be hearing probably every day this week.